Presumably because it starts fires.
I've swiped left on every eligible woman between the ages of 35 and 55 in the tri-state area. I'm not sure that anyone else would even understand my rationale. Some may question my sanity, but that's okay.
Last night. Having swiped a fresh batch of three dozen to the side for random reasons... like she says she "luuuurves" NPR, and you may think that using the word "luuuurves" is okay but I dont, and that wasn't the reason anyway... it's that she listens to NPR. Nevermind that it's the only radio station I've listened to for a decade... something about presenting it as something that would tell me who you are.
But see? It's not you, ladies. It's not you.
So last night, having swiped aside a fresh batch of three dozen, I looked up and not even ceasing to swipe asked the question...
What's wrong with you?!?!?!
I didnt even recognize it at first as my own voice, but it was.
Because something is wrong with me.