Thursday, October 20, 2016

Your child is on drugs. Trust me.



Is your child often argumentative and hostile when criticized?

Um... yes... but he's two, and I'm not sure if he can motor far enough on his fat little toddler legs to get to the dope spot and back.  Should I be worried?

Does your child make or receive strange phone calls?

Yes, and he doesn't even have a phone.  I should call someone, right?


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